Thursday, April 05, 2007

LIFE X3: A COMEDY


I'm working on a play called, "Life X3", written by Yazmeen Reeza, a French playwright. It's about betrayal, ambition and love. And it's a comedy! Above is a picture from the original Broadway production. ( I play Henry, the same character that Turturro played.)

2 Comments:

At 11:21 AM, Blogger David said...

Turturro and Stoeger look a lot alike. Does he (you) play an astobiologist too?

Science, nature, God, love, death, sex, comedy... throw in some velcro-clad dwarves and a ferret and you've got yourself a show!

Turturro is probably America's Ugliest Actor, woud you agree? If you're ugly and an actor, you've gotta find a niche. And he does it by playing scary dudes. George Clooney is a close second. Those eyeballs of his are Creepy! And yet, he compensates by acting with Brad Pitt, who somehow makes him look much better. Maybe because everyone looks at Brad and not Senor Creepypeepers there.

The problem for you is, you're so goddamn handsome and oiled-up that anyone who shares the stage with you simply shrivels and dies. Look at the way you mopped the floor with Procaccino. When Susan left her seat, I had to mop it with a towel. So you have to act with someone stunning - Alison Lohman - or hideous - Bea Arthur - if they're going to get any attention at all. Since you'd get jealous, I'd go with Bea. Call her up!

I realize that this comment went off the rails some time ago, but I don't even remember what I started talking about.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger David said...

Compare!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/22/250px-Alison_Lohman.jpg

http://www.tropicanalv.com/images/ent_beaarthur_pic.jpg

 

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