Saturday, March 31, 2007

BETTE DAVIS FREQUENTED THIS PLACE.

My teaching colleagues and I lunched at the historic Arizona Inn. Bette Davis and other celebrities of her time stayed here to escape the glare of Hollywood...






1 Comments:

At 9:43 PM, Blogger David said...

(Ben imagines himself escaping the glare of Hollywood...)

Ben: Cabana boy! Bring me hot water with lemon!

Cabana boy: ...yes...

The Ghost of Bette Davis: Ben, you need to relaaax, dear boy. Everything at your fingertips, just let it come to you.

Ben: Bitch, I relax on my terms! You've been dead for twenty years and Joan Crawford made a better legend! What have you got? That Kim Carnes song?!

TGOBD: You're a cad. Bill Holden used to finger-bang me under that palm just there...

Ben: Spare me the details. If you were alive today you'd be reduced to the dead grandma role in splatter movies. Why do you haunt me so?!

Cabana boy: ...your lemon water... sir... (wiggling)

Ben: I'll show you how to be a proper cabana boy. Langorous, that's the key word. Where's the oil?

TGOBD: ...filthy man.

 

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